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Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. – Artie Lange

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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasnt the greatest looking guy in the world. – Artie Lange

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funny
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Artie Lange
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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. – Artie Lange

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I have to keep reminding myself: If you give your life to God, he doesnt promise you happiness and that everything will go well. But he does promise you peace. You can have peace and joy, even in bad circumstances. – Patricia Heaton

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Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers’ gardens. – Douglas Jerrold

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Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of ones values. – Ayn Rand

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As long as you understand that you find happiness through family, friends and love, then money is just a nice bonus. – Ioan Gruffudd

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