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The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. – Artie Lange

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It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasnt the greatest looking guy in the world. – Artie Lange

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