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I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by

I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you dont agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head. – Alan Alda

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Im most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when I was six months old. – Alan Alda

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Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light wont come in. – Alan Alda

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Heres my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until theyre fair with you. – Alan Alda

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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. – Charles Baudelaire

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Many individuals are doing what they can. But real success can only come if there is a change in our societies and in our economics and in our politics. – David Attenborough

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Happy he who learns to bear what he cannot change. – Friedrich Schiller

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Believe it or not, lots of people change their majors and abandon their dreams just to avoid a couple of math classes in college. – Danica McKellar

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