It isnt necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. Its only necessary to be rich. – Alan Alda
You wouldnt want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was frowned on, whereas now you can major in it at business school. – Alan Alda
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change. – Alan Alda
I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you dont agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head. – Alan Alda
My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I dont want to put myself in the position where Im in a monogamous relationship right now. Im not dating just one person. Sex and the City changed everything for me because those girls would sleep with so many people. – Lindsay Lohan