Im most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when I was six months old. – Alan Alda
You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What youll discover will be wonderful. What youll discover is yourself. – Alan Alda
I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you dont agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head. – Alan Alda
Its too bad Im not as wonderful a person as people say I am, because the world could use a few people like that. – Alan Alda