I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class,

I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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My yoga instructor pissed me off, so I offered him my special “moon salutation.” Then I slammed my chakra shut right in his face. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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One succeeds in all Yogas through energetic practice—even if one is young, old, very old, sick, or weak. – Svatmarama, The Hatha Yoga Pradipika, translated from Sanskrit by Brian Dana Ake

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I like the physical part, but I’m also drawn to the spiritual. For me, yoga is not just a workout—it’s about working on yourself. – Mary Glover, “Health Profile: Yoga leaves aches and pains behind,” A

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Before you’ve practiced, the theory is useless. After you’ve practiced, the theory is obvious. – David Williams, as quoted on yoga.com

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