I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class,

I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. – Svatmarama

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When this body has been so magnificently and artistically created by God, it is only fitting that we should maintain it in good health and harmony by the most excellent and artistic science of Yoga. – Geeta Iyengar

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Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. – Terri Guillemets, 2002

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One succeeds in all Yogas through energetic practice—even if one is young, old, very old, sick, or weak. – Svatmarama, The Hatha Yoga Pradipika, translated from Sanskrit by Brian Dana Ake

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