Quote by Jake Johnson
If I took over the Glamour offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesc

If I took over the Glamour offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say Weve got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, whats winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds. – Jake Johnson

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You know, what New Girl is doing is theyre bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who arent your typical guest-star-type people. – Jake Johnson

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I was really into classifieds for awhile. Im a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger… its just in my blood. – Jake Johnson

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My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, youre getting really big laughs. I dont necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. Caddyshack is amazing, but theres not a lot of new Caddyshacks. – Jake Johnson

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Now Im way into suits that I can put on whether I took a shower or not, and wear barefoot and paint my toes black or whatever color the suit is. Its very cool to wear suits like that. Roll up the sleeves and just say yee-haw. – Steven Tyler

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I would think flying would be pretty cool. You would be able to fly away from all your enemies and get where youre going much faster. But being invisible? You probably wouldnt use that for the good of man. – Randy Johnson

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And when I was a kid being an actor was not cool. Im thirty now and when I was a kid in the 80s that wasnt a cool thing to be. – Vincent Kartheiser

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When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that Im artistic and cool and Im doing the exact same thing I did in high school. – Freddie Prinze, Jr.

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