If I took over the Glamour offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say Weve got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, whats winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds. – Jake Johnson
You know, what New Girl is doing is theyre bringing in really cool people. These are home-run people who arent your typical guest-star-type people. – Jake Johnson
My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that, youre getting really big laughs. I dont necessarily love the straight crazy comedies. Caddyshack is amazing, but theres not a lot of new Caddyshacks. – Jake Johnson
I was really into classifieds for awhile. Im a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger… its just in my blood. – Jake Johnson
If a guy is skilled at anything, thats attractive. Theres something very primal about that and, sure, it can be as simple as figuring out the tip quickly. Its really cool when a guy tips 20 percent quickly and effortlessly so that when the check comes, he opens it and signs his name and done. – Danica McKellar
I really wanted to do something positive on the Internet. I wanted to try to get young people talking about, thinking about, lifes big questions-make it cool and OK to wonder about the heart, the soul and free will and God and death and big topics like that, big human topics. – Rainn Wilson