I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. – Todd Barry
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up. – Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry
Im particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. – Todd Barry
Education is the knowledge of how to use the whole of oneself. Many men use but one or two faculties out of the score with which they are endowed. A man is educated who knows how to make a tool of every faculty–how to open it, how to keep it sharp, and how to apply it to all practical purposes. – Henry Ward Beecher