I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase. – Todd Barry
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. – Todd Barry
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up. – Todd Barry
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. – Todd Barry
After all these years, its still amazing what Obama is allowed to get away with. He says low gas prices in 2009 were caused by a terrible economy, but then claims that the lower number of illegal aliens crossing the border is because of his border policies, not the same lousy economy. – Howie Carr