Quote by Todd Barry
I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase

I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase. – Todd Barry

Other quotes by Todd Barry

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. – Todd Barry

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funny
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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but Im too classy to bring that up. – Todd Barry

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Experience
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry

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Amazement awaits us at every corner. – James Broughton

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I dont think Im such an amazing person who needs to be written about. – Amy Winehouse

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It is amazing that something I did 23 years ago still has an audience that people respond to and I am touched and surprised that people are still very positive about. – Gil Gerard

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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