I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase. – Todd Barry
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. – Todd Barry
I like pens. My writing is so amazing theres never a need to erase. – Todd Barry
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. – Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. – Todd Barry
I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. – Todd Barry