This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. – Elbert Hubbard
He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. – Elbert Hubbard

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. – Elbert Hubbard
He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. – Elbert Hubbard
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard