Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, Ill develop my radio personality. – Gracie Allen
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” – Gracie Allen
A retired teacher paid $62,000 towards her pension and nothing, yes nothing, for full family medical, dental and vision coverage over her entire career. What will we pay her? $1.4 million in pension benefits and another $215,000 in health care benefit premiums over her lifetime. – Chris Christie