A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” – Gracie Allen
When I was born I was so surprised I didnt talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, Ill develop my radio personality. – Gracie Allen