A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” – Gracie Allen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. – Gracie Allen
When I was born I was so surprised I didnt talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen
Man, so far as natural science by itself is able to teach us, is no longer the final cause of the universe, the Heaven-descended heir of all the ages. His very existence is an accident, his story a brief and transitory episode in the life of one of the meanest of the planets. – Arthur Balfour