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When I was born I was so surprised I didnt talk for a year and a half. – Gracie Allen

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When my mother had to get dinner for 8 shed just make enough for 16 and only serve half. – Gracie Allen

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This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now its all checks and no balances. – Gracie Allen

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A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, “Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.” – Gracie Allen

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