Quote by Jayma Mays
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stair

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didnt happen. – Jayma Mays

Other quotes by Jayma Mays

I was a big fan of The Smurfs growing up, even though by default – my mom used to force me to watch because she was a Smurfs fan. – Jayma Mays

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mom
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My mom was a big Smurfs fan, so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning, Hurray, cartoons! and she would say, Smurfs! Thats what youre watching. – Jayma Mays

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mom
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I dont remember my dreams. Im one of those weird people. I know there are tricks and things you can do, but I never remember my dreams. – Jayma Mays

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Dreams
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Morning
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Im always in bed by 11 or 12 and people laugh all the time – they want me to hang out until two in the morning, but n-n-no, I need my nine hours. – Christina Ricci

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Morning

The less I behave like Whistlers mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after. – Tallulah Bankhead

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Morning

We have this morning dropped anchor, just off Williamstown. – William John Wills

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Morning

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. – William Blake

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Morning

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I wanted to deal with someones idea of their relationship. – Charlie Kaufman

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relationship

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them. – George Mikes

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Knowledge

In the US, you even lose legal rights if you store your data in a companys machines instead of your own. The police need to present you with a search warrant to get your data from you but if they are stored in a companys server, the police can get it without showing you anything. – Richard Stallman

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legal

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews. – Kate OBrien

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mom