Quote by Jayma Mays
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stair

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didnt happen. – Jayma Mays

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I did work at a mall in college – I think retail/customer service is just one of the most hideous jobs in the world. So I always try to be extra nice when I go into a store. But malls are part of our culture, if you watched any teen comedy in the 80s. its clear that malls are where we live! – Jayma Mays

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teen
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My mom was a big Smurfs fan, so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning, Hurray, cartoons! and she would say, Smurfs! Thats what youre watching. – Jayma Mays

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mom
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I was a big fan of The Smurfs growing up, even though by default – my mom used to force me to watch because she was a Smurfs fan. – Jayma Mays

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