Quote by Jayma Mays
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stair

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didnt happen. – Jayma Mays

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My mom was a big Smurfs fan, so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning, Hurray, cartoons! and she would say, Smurfs! Thats what youre watching. – Jayma Mays

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mom
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I did work at a mall in college – I think retail/customer service is just one of the most hideous jobs in the world. So I always try to be extra nice when I go into a store. But malls are part of our culture, if you watched any teen comedy in the 80s. its clear that malls are where we live! – Jayma Mays

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teen
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I dont remember my dreams. Im one of those weird people. I know there are tricks and things you can do, but I never remember my dreams. – Jayma Mays

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Dreams
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It was morning through the high window I saw the pure, bright blue of the sky as it hovered cheerfully over the long roofs of the neighboring houses. It too seemed full of joy, as if it had special plans, and had put on its finest clothes for the occasion. – Herman Hesse

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Theres nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It wont ring from room service your mother wont be calling you. If the phone has not rung by 8 in the morning, youre dead. – David Mamet

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It means a lot in my business and its a wonderful feeling to be recognized for what you have done over a lifetime, but I didnt go crazy. I still eat my cereal in the morning, have a sandwich in the afternoon, go to bed at night. You know, nothing really different. – Regis Philbin

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