I was a big fan of The Smurfs growing up, even though by default – my mom used to force me to watch because she was a Smurfs fan. – Jayma Mays
I dont remember my dreams. Im one of those weird people. I know there are tricks and things you can do, but I never remember my dreams. – Jayma Mays
This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didnt happen. – Jayma Mays
I did work at a mall in college – I think retail/customer service is just one of the most hideous jobs in the world. So I always try to be extra nice when I go into a store. But malls are part of our culture, if you watched any teen comedy in the 80s. its clear that malls are where we live! – Jayma Mays
In America everybody is of opinion that he has no social superiors, since all men are equal, but he does not admit that he has no social inferiors, for, from the time of Jefferson onward, the doctrine that all men are equal applies only upwards, not downwards. – Bertrand Russell, Unpopular Essays, 1950