I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it. – Ben Elton
If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not then marriages would be truly made in heaven. – Ben Elton
People who get through life dependent on other peoples possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count. – Ben Elton
Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them. – Ben Elton
What people dont understand is joining a gang aint bad, its cool, its fine. When you in the hood, joining a gang its cool because all your friends are in the gang, all your familys in the gang. Were not just killing people every night, were just hanging out, having a good time. – Snoop Dogg