My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner Category: Marriage
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didnt theyd be married too. – H. L. Mencken Category: Marriage
My parents long and happy marriage was a great ideal to live up to, but a tough one. – Olivia Williams Category: Marriage
Ive had two proposals since Ive been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money. – Ruth Rendell Category: Marriage
It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to. – George Santayana Category: Miscellaneous