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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. – Grace Hansen

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It became plain very soon after our marriage that ours was to be a literary partnership. – Mary Augusta Ward

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If one is going to change the definition of marriage to be, quote, same sex, then there is absolutely no valid argument constitutionally or rhetorically you can make against multiple people getting married. These are radical social changes. – Gary Bauer

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Marriage

The facts are plain: Religious leaders who preside over marriage ceremonies must and will be guided by what they believe. If they do not wish to celebrate marriages for same-sex couples, that is their right. The Supreme Court says so. And the Charter says so. – Paul Martin

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Divorce: The past tense of marriage. – Author Unknown

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