I hated high school. Ugh. I couldnt wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning. – Mario Cantone
Today I can declare my hope and declare it from the bottom of my heart that we will eventually see the time when that number of nuclear weapons is down to zero and the world is a much better place. – Colin Powell
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield
