Ive tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. – Tallulah Bankhead
If you dont physically age gracefully, its a bit sad. I think Steven Tyler can get away anything, because he still looks like he did in 73. Especially from row Z backwards in an arena. As long as the Stones keep their hair and dont get fat theyll get away with the wrinkles. – Joe Elliott
My dads sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal – his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between. – Tony Visconti
