Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. – Jackie Gleason
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day youre off it. – Jackie Gleason
How sweet it is! – Jackie Gleason
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity at least while dreaming, we partake of the power of the Spirit, the infinite Godhead that creates the cosmos. – Jackie Gleason
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. – Jackie Gleason
