Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. – Josh Billings
Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. – Josh Billings
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. – Josh Billings
It sometimes happens at the end of a dinner, when jokes and walnuts are cracked together, that the paternity of some trite quotation is put in question, and at once the wit of the whole company is set wool-gathering. – Frederic Swartwout Cozzens, “Phrases and Filberts,” Sayings, Wise and Otherwise