Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings

Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings