Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings

Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings
Dont take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. – Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings