My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. – Ellen DeGeneres Category: Grandparents
Just about the time a woman thinks her work is done, she becomes a grandmother. – Edward H. Dreschnack Category: Grandparents
It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — that’s why the world calls her grandmother. – Author Unknown Category: Grandparents
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck Category: Grandparents
The universe is not rich enough to buy the vote of an honest man. – St. Gregory The Great Category: Voting
Its human nature to gripe, but Im going ahead and doing the best I can. – Elvis Presley Category: best
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. – Jim Bishop Category: Retirement
