My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. – Ellen DeGeneres Category: Grandparents
I don’t intentionally spoil my grandkids. It’s just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have — if only for self-defense. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents
The parents have a right to say that no teacher paid by their money shall rob their children of faith in God and send them back to their homes skeptical, or infidels, or agnostics, or atheists. – William Jennings Bryan Category: Faith
Politics is the art of preventing people from busying themselves with what is their own business. – Paul Valery Category: Art
Lymph, v.: to walk with a lisp. – From a Washington Post reader submission word contest Category: Language
Leisure is the time for doing something useful. This leisure the diligent person will obtain the lazy one never. – Benjamin Franklin Category: Time
