My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. – Henry Youngman Category: Grandparents
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. – Ellen DeGeneres Category: Grandparents
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It’s a bargain. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents
Therefore, dont let sinners take courage to think they will be favoured like the thief on the cross for we see on the other side, they may be like the hardened one, and reproach death itself. – Elias Hicks Category: Courage
Everything I have, my career, my success, my family, I owe to America. – Arnold Schwarzenegger Category: Family