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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. – Henry A. Kissinger

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For some reason, people find me funny. Its quite hard to define why a thought is funny. Its even harder to define why a person would be funny. Its a word that I cant define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it. – Wallace Shawn

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didnt want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. – Rob Corddry

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If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

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