I dont like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. – Will Cuppy
If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. – Will Cuppy
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. – Will Cuppy
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. – Will Cuppy