Quote by Anna Torv
Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not

Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, Im joking, Im joking. – Anna Torv

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Shakespeare is all big themes, like the most amazing love, or the most scary war. – Anna Torv

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