Quote by Anna Torv
Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not

Im terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so theyre not funny. I end up saying, Oh, no, Im joking, Im joking. – Anna Torv

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My friends and I would get up early and take our horses through the national forest. My mom was very free. It was always Out of the house! There was no watching television on weekends. – Anna Torv

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Shakespeare is all big themes, like the most amazing love, or the most scary war. – Anna Torv

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