The temperate persons pleasures are durable because they are regular; and all their life is calm and serene, because it is innocent. – Source Unknown
A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep. – Source Unknown
Prudishness is pretense of innocence without innocence. Women have to remain prudish as long as men are sentimental, dense, and evil enough to demand of them eternal innocence and lack of education. For innocence is the only thing which can ennoble lack of education. – Friedrich Von Schlegel