Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Telephones
The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone. – Bill DeWitt, 1972 Category: Telephones
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone. – Milton Wright Category: Telephones
In my view, relationship movies never get old because humanity will never not be confounded by their relationships. – Zoe Lister-Jones Category: relationship
Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown Category: funny
I just really think every job I do, I get this gypsy attitude to money. – Jessica Brown Findlay Category: Attitude
