Logo
He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Z

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
funny
category

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

Category:
funny

I had everything Id hoped for, but I wasnt being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didnt like me for being… me. – Ellen DeGeneres

Category:
funny

Dont remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then youll be disappointed. – Celia Johnson

Category:
funny

People never ask people doing serious music, Do you ever think about doing funny music? – Al Yankovic

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Patriotism is an instant reaction that fades away when the war starts. – Mick Jagger

Category:
Patriotism

A great many things which in times of lesser knowledge we imagined to be superstitious or useless, prove today on examination to have been of immense value to mankind. – Lafcadio Hearn

Category:
Knowledge

Persons famous in the arts partake of the immortality of princes, and are upon a footing with them. – Francis I

Category:
famous

The only day I remember of my parents marriage was the day my dad walked out. As I stood there at five years old, with my older sister and younger brother, I knew that he was gone. – Ellie Goulding

Category:
dad