I cant not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. – Greg Kinnear Category: funny
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan Category: funny
Theres something dangerous about whats funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. – Christopher Walken Category: funny
I tell you, its funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. – Magic Johnson Category: funny
If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrists couch. – Marshall McLuhan Category: Age
You mustnt take what I say as gospel because no one can second-guess the future. – James Lovelock Category: Future
I lived with my mom in a really small apartment. My bedroom was like in the living room. Thats why I still love to sleep on couches now. – Alicia Keys Category: mom
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. – C.E. Cowman Category: Housewarming
