Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain