Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain