Quote by Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congre

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain

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In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has. – Mark Twain

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War is the ultimate tool of politics. – R. Buckminster Fuller

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Politics swings like a pendulum. – Ed Gillespie

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The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. – Aldous Huxley

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If you really want to diminish a candidate, depict him as the foil of his handler. This is as old in American politics as politics itself. – Karl Rove

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I hope that no more groans of wounded men and women will ever go to the ear of the Great Spirit Chief above, and that all people may be one people. – Chief Joseph

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. – Author unknown, but probably a secretary!

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Zoos are becoming facsimiles – or perhaps caricatures – of how animals once were in their natural habitat. If the right policies toward nature were pursued, we would need no zoos at all. – Michael Fox, Sierra, November-December 1990

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