Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain
A man can seldom — very, very, seldom — fight a winning fight against his training; the odds are too heavy. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain