Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a savage has, because we know how it is made. We have lost as much as we gained by prying into that matter. – Mark Twain
Let us not be too particular. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. – Mark Twain