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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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I cant hit on women in public any more. I didnt decide this it just doesnt feel right at my age. – Jack Nicholson

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Age is the first limitation on roles that Ive ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. – Jack Nicholson

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They are not following dharma who resort to violence to achieve their purpose. But those who lead others through nonviolent means, knowing right and wrong, may be called guardians of the dharma. – Buddha

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It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence. – Gandhi

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Violence commands both literature and life, and violence is always crude and distorted. – Ellen Glasgow

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Let us thank God that we live in an age when something has influence besides the bayonet. – Daniel Webster

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The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother. – Author Unknown

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There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if its finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler without a scratch on it. – Kurt Busch

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