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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. Were in a race against time, until we run out of money. – Jack Nicholson

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Money
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Jack Nicholson
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I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, Ive always thought that its counterproductive to have a theory on that. – Jack Nicholson

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Marriage
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What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another? – Alan Paton

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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. – Isaac Asimov

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Violence

There are situations in life to which the only satisfactory response is a physically violent one. If you dont make that response, you continually relive the unresolved situation over and over in your life. – Russell Hoban

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Violence

They are not following dharma who resort to violence to achieve their purpose. But those who lead others through nonviolent means, knowing right and wrong, may be called guardians of the dharma. – Buddha

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I dont think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick. I think I got lucky, briefly, in the 90s, and it just so happened that those movies were the opportunities that came my way. Then it just kind of stopped. – Janeane Garofalo

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There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. – Mark Twain

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