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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. Were in a race against time, until we run out of money. – Jack Nicholson

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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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The more dubious and uncertain an instrument violence has become in international relations, the more it has gained in reputation and appeal in domestic affairs, specifically in the matter of revolution. – Hannah Arendt

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Play allows us to develop alternatives to violence and despair…. – Stuart Brown

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It is the deed that teaches, not the name we give it. Murder and capital punishment are not opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed their kind. – George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists

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A society that presumes a norm of violence and celebrates aggression, whether in the subway, on the football field, or in the conduct of its business, cannot help making celebrities of the people who would destroy it. – Lewis H. Lapham

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Taxation is the price we pay for failing to build a civilized society. The higher the tax level, the greater the failure. A centrally planned totalitarian state represents a complete defeat for the civilized world, while a totally voluntary society represents its ultimate success. – Mark Skousen

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Truth is so hard to tell, it sometimes needs fiction to make it plausible. – Francis Bacon

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The Super Bowl is a game. Life is for real. What I went through helped me get to where I am today. I wont forget. I cant forget. Because a man who forgets his past sometimes loses his soul and forgets where to go in the future. – Junior Seau

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