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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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I cant hit on women in public any more. I didnt decide this it just doesnt feel right at my age. – Jack Nicholson

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Age is the first limitation on roles that Ive ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. – Jack Nicholson

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I object to violence because, when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent. – Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869–1948), in Young India, 1925

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All violence is the result of people tricking themselves into believing that their pain derives from other people and that consequently those people deserve to be punished. – Marshall Rosenberg

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What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another? – Alan Paton

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And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand. – George Bernard Shaw, "Caesar and Cleopatra"

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