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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. – Jack Nicholson

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I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, Ive always thought that its counterproductive to have a theory on that. – Jack Nicholson

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In the whole vast dome of living nature there reigns an open violence, a kind of prescriptive fury which arms all the creatures to their common doom: as soon as you leave the inanimate kingdom you find the decree of violent death inscribed on the very frontiers of life. – Joseph De Maistre

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In violence we forget who we are. – Mary McCarthy

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The moment a man claims a right to control the will of a fellow being by physical force, he is at heart a slaveholder. – Henry C. Wright, The Liberator, 7 April 1837

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Violence was almost an aphrodisiac for me. – Woody Harrelson

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