Quote by Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

Other quotes by Jack Nicholson

Its a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so Ive never had any trouble identifying with the character that Im playing. – Jack Nicholson

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Imagination
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I dont have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person. – Jack Nicholson

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Fear
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I think thats what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. Theres no melodrama theres no device, Its just about a human being. – Jack Nicholson

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movies
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Violence
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Cause a man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun – Don Henley

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Violence

Play allows us to develop alternatives to violence and despair…. – Stuart Brown

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Violence

He who loves the bristle of bayonets only sees in the glitter what beforehand he feels in his heart. It is avarice and hatred; it is that quivering lip, that cold, hating eye, which built magazines and powder-houses. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Violence

In violence we forget who we are. – Mary McCarthy

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Violence

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My days, if they start in the morning with a cuddle from my son, are just so much more glorious than they were prior to that. – Russell Crowe

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Morning

I never sort of thought of myself as a comedy writer, by nature. – Lena Dunham

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Nature

I will instruct you and teach you in the way which you should go. I will counsel you with my eye upon you. Psalm 25:12 – Bible

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Fate & Destiny

They who forgive most shall be most forgiven. – Josiah Bailey

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Forgiveness