Quote by Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

Other quotes by Jack Nicholson

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldnt repeat a success. Very often youre going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then youre trapped. – Jack Nicholson

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Success
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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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dating
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Violence
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They are not following dharma who resort to violence to achieve their purpose. But those who lead others through nonviolent means, knowing right and wrong, may be called guardians of the dharma. – Buddha

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Violence

In some cases nonviolence requires more militancy than violence. – Cesar Chavez

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Violence

The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their participants know it. Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary because it invites defeat. It involves an emotional catharsis, but it must be followed by a sense of futility. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Violence

The moment a man claims a right to control the will of a fellow being by physical force, he is at heart a slaveholder. – Henry C. Wright, The Liberator, 7 April 1837

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Violence

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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. – Ron White

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People overestimate the pleasure they’ll get from having more stuff. This does not apply to new rose bushes, crayons, or yarn stashes. – Dr.SunWolf, professorsunwolf.com

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Simplicity

The relationship between an actor and a director is like a love story between a man and a woman. Im sure sometimes Im the woman. – Gerard Depardieu

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relationship

My mom has a tape from when I was, like, 2 years old, talking with my grandma, telling her a story thats really elaborate about werewolves and wolves. – Amanda Hocking

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mom