Quote by Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the t

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. Were in a race against time, until we run out of money. – Jack Nicholson

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I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different. – Jack Nicholson

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I object to violence because, when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent. – Mohandas K. Gandhi (1869–1948), in Young India, 1925

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Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived. – Abraham Lincoln

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Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. – Gandhi

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The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their participants know it. Hence, rioting is not revolutionary but reactionary because it invites defeat. It involves an emotional catharsis, but it must be followed by a sense of futility. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Beauty — in projection and perceiving — is 99.9% attitude. – Grey Livingston

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No experience is a cause of success or failure. We do not suffer from the shock of our experiences, so-called trauma – but we make out of them just what suits our purposes. – Alfred Adler

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I do two things. I design mobile computers and I study brains. – Jeff Hawkins

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Republican patience with how unionism deals with the political institutions, and with key issues like equality and human rights, will be tested because, obviously, there will be a battle a day on these matters. So lets face up to all of this with our eyes wide open. – Gerry Adams

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