Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

Other quotes by Jack Nicholson

Its a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so Ive never had any trouble identifying with the character that Im playing. – Jack Nicholson

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Imagination
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Financially, Ive lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially. – Jack Nicholson

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Money
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I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldnt repeat a success. Very often youre going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then youre trapped. – Jack Nicholson

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Success
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You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You dont go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship. – Daisy Fuentes

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dating

Ive been in plenty of situations where someone Im dating had more time for a console than me. – Josie Maran

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dating

I cant imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. Whats a home and family for if its not the center of ones life? – Loretta Young

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dating

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. Im older and wiser and I think Id make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. – Stevie Nicks

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dating

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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought. – Matsuo Basho

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Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and Im even starting to get muscles on my tummy – its incredible. – Kelly Osbourne

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You shouldnt get to live in society and give nothing back. People complain about their taxes, yet they do nothing for the community. That makes me furious. – Kathleen Turner

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