Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. Were in a race against time, until we run out of money. – Jack Nicholson

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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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If you dont have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, dont go looking for someone. When its right, theyll come to you. – Carmen Electra

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Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. – Doug Coupland

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Youre talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. Ive never really been a dater. – Stockard Channing

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I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who Im dating or what drugs Im on or what club I went to. – Shia LaBeouf

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