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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldnt repeat a success. Very often youre going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then youre trapped. – Jack Nicholson

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Financially, Ive lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially. – Jack Nicholson

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In a relationship you have to open yourself up. – Neil LaBute

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Im a bad dater – Im just not good at it. Its so weird dating in this town. Its like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, Is she dating anyone? – Jules Asner

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I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. Im still a mommas girl at the heart of the situation. – Tori Spelling

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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but its my responsibility to make good use of it. – Angela Kinsey

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