Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

Other quotes by Jack Nicholson

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the womans part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women. – Jack Nicholson

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Women
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I cant hit on women in public any more. I didnt decide this it just doesnt feel right at my age. – Jack Nicholson

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Age
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Financially, Ive lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially. – Jack Nicholson

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I dont have the best dating track record. – Lauren Conrad

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I cant imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. Whats a home and family for if its not the center of ones life? – Loretta Young

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dating

I dont know why anyone would want to ask an actor for dating advice. We are not the poster children for healthy relationships. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life. – Daphne Zuniga

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