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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, Ive always thought that its counterproductive to have a theory on that. – Jack Nicholson

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Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, Id start writing poems about suicide. – Jack Nicholson

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alone
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You show your vulnerability through relationships, and those feelings are your soft spot. You need to have a soft spot. – Victoria Pratt

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Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. – Keanu Reeves

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Im honest about the journey Ive been on, so I definitely dont take dating lightly anymore. – Demi Lovato

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Appearance is something you should definitely consider when youre going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. – Usher

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Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays… We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more? – Ryan Giggs

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Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman, has a dash of madness. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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