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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson

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I cant hit on women in public any more. I didnt decide this it just doesnt feel right at my age. – Jack Nicholson

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I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different. – Jack Nicholson

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Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, Hes very odd, but he likes to cook. Hes creepy, but he makes good pancakes! – Zoe Lister-Jones

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People say, Just say who youre dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it. Its like, No they wont! Theyll ask for specifics. – Kristen Stewart

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I tried to tell them about the dating process because Im single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me! – Andie MacDowell

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A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment. – Greta Scacchi

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For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy. – George A. Romero

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