Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. Were in a race against time, until we run out of money. – Jack Nicholson

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I cant hit on women in public any more. I didnt decide this it just doesnt feel right at my age. – Jack Nicholson

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A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear. – Jack Nicholson

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The Peking man was a thinking being, standing erect, dating to the beginning of the Ice Age. – Davidson Black

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Im honest about the journey Ive been on, so I definitely dont take dating lightly anymore. – Demi Lovato

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Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion. – Kim Cattrall

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I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being someones girlfriend, and now I am happy being single. – Penelope Cruz

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