Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different. – Jack Nicholson

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I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, Ive always thought that its counterproductive to have a theory on that. – Jack Nicholson

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Age is the first limitation on roles that Ive ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. – Jack Nicholson

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My wife and I have been together since 1986. I graduated in 86 and she graduated in 88. We began dating when she was 17. Actually she turned 18 when we started kissing and stuff. – Cuba Gooding, Jr.

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Im not interested in dating. I like being with my own best friend, me. Certain women, particularly older women, cannot believe I like going to a social event by myself. But I do. – Gloria Allred

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No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulus mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry. – Maurice Gibb

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Im not old-fashioned when it comes to dating, but theres something nice about a guy pulling out a girls chair and opening the door for her, even if its just in the beginning. – Lauren Conrad

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All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. – Dalai Lama

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