Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. Im not in that state now and that makes me sad. – Jack Nicholson

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Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, Id start writing poems about suicide. – Jack Nicholson

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