Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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Financially, Ive lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially. – Jack Nicholson

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When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the womans part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women. – Jack Nicholson

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There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. Im not in that state now and that makes me sad. – Jack Nicholson

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The Google algorithm was a significant development. Ive had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website. – Tim Berners-Lee

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Frankly, the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time who spoke five languages and could solve a Rubiks Cube literally with his eyes closed because its just an algorithm. – Ashley Rickards

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dating

Im not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy. – Vanessa Hudgens

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dating

People say, Just say who youre dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it. Its like, No they wont! Theyll ask for specifics. – Kristen Stewart

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Our approach to making games is to find the fun first and then use the technology to enhance the fun. – Sid Meier

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