Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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I think thats what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. Theres no melodrama theres no device, Its just about a human being. – Jack Nicholson

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Its a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so Ive never had any trouble identifying with the character that Im playing. – Jack Nicholson

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Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didnt want him to. – Rita Rudner

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I like the idea of dating, but Im not dating anyone exclusively, particularly right now. Its hard to be in a relationship unless youre ready to go public with it. So its a lot easier for me to not be in a relationship. I really dont want that part of my life to be tabloid fodder. – Cory Monteith

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Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian – I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I dont think Im that type. – Jeremy Lin

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People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that theyd much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection. – Albert Ellis

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