Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different. – Jack Nicholson

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I dont have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person. – Jack Nicholson

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We are constantly protecting the male ego, and its a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. – Betty Dodson

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Right now, Im as single as a slice of American cheese. – Nick Cannon

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