Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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I cant hit on women in public any more. I didnt decide this it just doesnt feel right at my age. – Jack Nicholson

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I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldnt repeat a success. Very often youre going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then youre trapped. – Jack Nicholson

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Ive never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. Its been a much slower process for me each time Ive gone into a relationship. – Leonardo DiCaprio

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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe thats why I dont have a boyfriend. – Lucy Liu

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Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldnt touch me. It was infuriating to them. – Mark Hoppus

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