Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear. – Jack Nicholson

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Financially, Ive lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially. – Jack Nicholson

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dating
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Im so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. Im big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if somethings not working, its time to not hold people back. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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dating

Evolution is unobservable. Its based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to one side is all we will let you hear. – Ray Comfort

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dating

Dating is different when you get older. Youre not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone. – Toni Braxton

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dating

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didnt have girlfriends, and really I wasnt a very social boy. – Charles Kuralt

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