Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, Id start writing poems about suicide. – Jack Nicholson

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alone
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A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear. – Jack Nicholson

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Fear
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Im quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. Thats been my approach, for the most part. – Orlando Bloom

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I dont really talk about my personal life. Its a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide youre dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night. – Tracee Ellis Ross

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Taylor Swift dates guys so she can write a breakup song about them. I dont think shes dating for love – I think shes dating for creativity. So lets get her off the market and put her in dating detox. If she really wants love, she has to stop writing music about them. – Patti Stanger

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dating

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all. – Anna Kournikova

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So near is falsehood to truth that a wise man would do well not to trust himself on the narrow edge. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Sooner or later you must move down an unknown road that leads beyond the range of the imagination, and the only certainty is that the trip has to be made. – Bruce Catton

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Imagination

By learning you will teach, by teaching you will learn. – Proverb

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My mom gives me an allowance. She keeps me pretty tight-reined. – Chloe Moretz

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