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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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I cant hit on women in public any more. I didnt decide this it just doesnt feel right at my age. – Jack Nicholson

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Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, Id start writing poems about suicide. – Jack Nicholson

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