Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

Other quotes by Jack Nicholson

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the womans part is more interesting, I usually start thinking about Spencer Tracy and Fred Astaire. They seem to be the most clear actors when working with women. – Jack Nicholson

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If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. – Jack Nicholson

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It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important. – Soren Kierkegaard

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If there hadnt been women wed still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. – Orson Welles

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dating

Im not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone whod owned a lunch box with my picture on it. – Shaun Cassidy

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Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting – a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. Thats the exception to the rule. – Minnie Driver

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Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. – Marcus Aurelius

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He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough. – Lao-Tzu

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God is closest to those with broken hearts. – Jewish Saying

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Literature flourishes best when it is half a trade and half an art. – William Ralph Inge

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