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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

Other quotes by Jack Nicholson

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, Ive always thought that its counterproductive to have a theory on that. – Jack Nicholson

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Marriage
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Jack Nicholson
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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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Violence
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Jack Nicholson
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I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldnt repeat a success. Very often youre going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then youre trapped. – Jack Nicholson

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Success
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The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh. – Steve Albini

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dating

I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and Im embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it. – Torrie Wilson

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dating

Im opening up my heart to the idea of dating. Its funny – my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! Im really trying hard to spend this time working on myself. – Olivia Wilde

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dating

I didnt have a financial need, and I wasnt very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment. – Candice Bergen

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dating

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People of small caliber are always carping. They are bent on showing their own superiority, their knowledge or prowess or good breeding. – Van Wyck Brooks

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I always wanted to win the Super Bowl so I could take it and hold it and see what lies beyond it. I think it may be the sun. – Pete Gent, quoted by Ray Blount, Jr. in About Three Bricks Shy… And the Load F

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Theres an honesty in our family – my kids and I are able to talk about things without me putting the fear of God into them. – Billie Joe Armstrong

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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. – Albert Einstein

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