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Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

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I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldnt repeat a success. Very often youre going to, and maybe the first time you do, it works. And you love it. But then youre trapped. – Jack Nicholson

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If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. – Jack Nicholson

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Evolution is unobservable. Its based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to one side is all we will let you hear. – Ray Comfort

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I always say now that Im in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde. – Hugh Hefner

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dating

You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You dont go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship. – Daisy Fuentes

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You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. Im older and wiser and I think Id make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. – Stevie Nicks

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