Quote by Jack Nicholson
Theres only two people in your life you should lie to... the polic

Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson

Other quotes by Jack Nicholson

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

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Violence
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I think thats what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. Theres no melodrama theres no device, Its just about a human being. – Jack Nicholson

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movies
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I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different. – Jack Nicholson

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Art
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dating
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Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships and relationships, which is what I feel my adult life has mostly been about. – Tina Fey

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dating

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when youre going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. – Usher

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dating

I dont mind dating younger men now. – Jackee Harry

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dating

No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulus mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry. – Maurice Gibb

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dating

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Money is a strange business. People who havent got it aim it strongly. People who have are full of troubles. – Ayrton Senna

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Wait for the Lord. Behave yourself manfully, and be of good courage. Do not be faithless, but stay in your place and do not turn back. – Thomas a Kempis

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Courage

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. – Stephen Leacock

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Postmodernism surely requires an even greater grasp of symbolism, as its increasingly an art of gesture alone. – Andrew Eldritch

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