Theres only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend. – Jack Nicholson
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear. – Jack Nicholson
Financially, Ive lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially. – Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson
The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesnt need its brain anymore so it eats it! – Daniel Dennett