The minute that youre not learning I believe youre dead. – Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson

The minute that youre not learning I believe youre dead. – Jack Nicholson
If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. – Jack Nicholson
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. Im not in that state now and that makes me sad. – Jack Nicholson
Age is the first limitation on roles that Ive ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago. – Jack Nicholson