Quote by Theodore Bikel
On the stage youre there, its live. Theres a beginning, a middle,

On the stage youre there, its live. Theres a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away. – Theodore Bikel

Other quotes by Theodore Bikel

All too often arrogance accompanies strength, and we must never assume that justice is on the side of the strong. The use of power must always be accompanied by moral choice. – Theodore Bikel

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power
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In my world, history comes down to language and art. No one cares much about what battles were fought, who won them and who lost them – unless there is a painting, a play, a song or a poem that speaks of the event. – Theodore Bikel

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Art
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I am a universalist, passionately devoted to the cause of equality within the human family. – Theodore Bikel

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Equality
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Other Quotes from
funny
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The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Mad Men is disgusting. Its a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. – Jonah Hill

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funny

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

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funny

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran

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funny

I know people will think its funny because Ive done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up. – Jennifer Ellison

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funny

Random Quotes

Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to your work your judgment will be surer. Go some distance away because then the work appears smaller and more of it can be taken in at a glance and a lack of harmony and proportion is more readily seen. – Leonardo DaVinci

Category:
Rest, Leisure

For the life of me, I dont understand what honest motive there is in putting this in front of this body to philosophically debate marriage on a constitutional amendment that is not going to happen, and which is enormously divisive in all of our communities. – Dianne Feinstein

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Marriage

Most of the time I dont have much fun. The rest of the time I dont have any fun at all. – Woody Allen

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Time

No sheath shall hold what finds its home in flesh. – Proverb

Category:
Heart