It is sometimes necessary to lie damnably in the interests of the nation. – Hilaire Belloc
The microbe is so very small: You cannot take him out at all. – Hilaire Belloc

It is sometimes necessary to lie damnably in the interests of the nation. – Hilaire Belloc
The microbe is so very small: You cannot take him out at all. – Hilaire Belloc
I shoot the Hippopotamus
With bullets made of platinum,
Because if I use leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten em. – Hilaire Belloc