Matilda told such dreadful lies, It made one gasp and stretch ones eyes; Her aunt, who from her earliest youth, Had kept a strict regard for truth, Attempted to believe Matilda: The effort very nearly killed her. – Hilaire Belloc
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless hes been in so long that it just doesnt matter, and hes not running for president. But its just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and youre just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. – Mark Russell
I gave the couple a hint of a design that would work great with the bones of their home. They werent ready for it, and they embarrassed themselves and thats too bad. – Douglas Wilson
Afghanistan is going to be here a long time, and whats critical is that Afghanistans relationship with its neighbors are, to the maximum extent they can be, constructive and operationally useful. – John R. Allen
