Youre not going to say anything about me that Im not going to say about myself. Theres so many things that I think about myself if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So Im going to say it before they can. Its the best policy for me. – Eminem
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. – Ambrose Bierce