Sometimes God calms the storm. At other times, he calms the sailor. And sometimes he makes us swim. – Author Unknown Category: Swimming
On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock. – Thomas Jefferson Category: Swimming
When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world. – Author Unknown Category: Swimming
We had a huge audience, we sold truckloads of albums. If we do something thats cool, people will listen to it. If we dont, we would be selling people short. – Andy Taylor Category: cool
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller Category: Party Invitation
There is no bore we dread being left alone with so much as our own minds. – James Russell Lowell Category: Bores
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck Category: car
