It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. – Dorothy Parker
Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker

It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. – Dorothy Parker
Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) – Dorothy Parker
Im frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. Ive never tasted it. – Alfred Hitchcock