It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. – Dorothy Parker
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. – Dorothy Parker
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker
Im frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. Ive never tasted it. – Alfred Hitchcock