It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. – Dorothy Parker
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it true That ways of love are never new- The love that sets you daft and dazed Is every love that ever blazed; The happier, I, to fathom this: A kiss is every other kiss. – Dorothy Parker
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker
Im frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. Ive never tasted it. – Alfred Hitchcock