Save your money. Youre going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think. – Michael Caine
Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. Its a company town, and I happen to like the company! – Michael Caine
I dont work very much, and I just sit here waiting for a script that I cant refuse – and Im not talking about money. – Michael Caine
January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly after all the Oscar contenders have been out. – Michael Caine
Havin fun while freedom fightin must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water – which is known to have lithium in it – because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced. – Molly Ivins