My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. – Victor Borge
I was a sickly baby, and after two sets of adoptive parents took me home, they returned me to the orphanage because of a serious respiratory infection. But as they say, the third times a charm, because my mom and dad adopted me and took me into their home where I was raised in a family full of love. – Rodney Atkins
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Whenever a taboo is broken, something good happens, something vitalizing. Taboos after all are only hangovers, the product of diseased minds, you might say, of fearsome people who hadnt the courage to live and who under the guise of morality and religion have imposed these things upon us. – Henry Miller
