Do not depend on others for safety — Help yourself. – Safety saying, circa early 1900s Category: Safety
Every accident is a notice that something is wrong with men, methods, or material — investigate — then act. – Safety saying, circa early 1900s Category: Safety
Of two pleasures, if there be one which all or almost all who have experience of both give a decided preference, irrespective of any feeling of moral obligation to prefer it, that is the more desirable pleasure. – John Stuart Mill Category: Experience
Is there a point at which every Sunday during the NFL season ceases to make a man feel like a kid on Christmas morning? – Mike Alexander, MADfit.com Category: Super Bowl
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. – Julia Louis-Dreyfus Category: funny
It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead. – Robert G. Ingersoll Category: Religion