What we call wisdom is the result of all the wisdom of past ages. Our best institutions are like young trees growing upon the roots of the old trunks that have crumbled away. – Henry Ward Beecher
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a babys temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby whos boss. – Tina Fey
I could speak Spanish fluently growing up, but Im so out of practice, and I have such a tremendous respect for songwriting in the Spanish language. – Miguel Jontel Pimentel
