Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five. – Paul Harvey Category: Golf
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, “Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel.” – Jeff Cesario Category: Golf
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result. – Tommy Armour Category: Golf
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course — the distance between your ears. – Bobby Jones Category: Golf
I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. Ive been much happier unmarried than married. – Doris Lessing Category: Marriage
Growing up, I was taught that a man has to defend his family. When the wolf is trying to get in, you gotta stand in the doorway. – B. B. King Category: Family
![[E]ccentricity is absolutely without value on a Golf green. - John](/quote/ccentricity-absolutely-without-value-golf-green.jpg "[E]ccentricity is absolutely without value on a Golf green. - John")
