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Quote by Florence King
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Ne

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, its the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. – Florence King

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He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood. – Florence King

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People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that theyre all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error. – Florence King

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American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them. – Florence King

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My host at Richmond, yesterday morning, could not sufficiently express his surprise that I intended to venture to walk as far as Oxford, and still farther. He however was so kind as to send his son, a clever little boy, to show me the road leading to Windsor. – Karl Philipp Moritz

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I hated high school. Ugh. I couldnt wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning. – Mario Cantone

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I had three children while doing a show, as demanding as Good Morning America, so this is – you know, its almost like Im less daunted about motherhood, and parenting at this point in time. And I think Im just much more fit and healthy than I was 20-years-ago. – Joan Lunden

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Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps. – Emo Philips

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