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Real programmers dont comment their code. If it was hard to write,

Real programmers dont comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. – Tom Van Vleck

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A crash is when your competitors program dies. When your program dies, it is an idiosyncrasy. Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like ID 02. ID is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had. – Guy Kawasaki

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Real programmers dont work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am its because they were up all night. – Tom Van Vleck

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