The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. – Josh Billings
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. – Josh Billings

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. – Josh Billings
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. – Josh Billings
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings