The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. – Josh Billings
Dont ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it. – Josh Billings

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. – Josh Billings
Dont ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it. – Josh Billings
I never had a man come to me for advice yet, but what I soon discovered that he thought more of his own opinion than he did of mine. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings