I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors. – Marcus Tullius Cicero
The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. Ive always been a size 14 to 16, I dont care about clothes, Id rather spend my money on cigarettes and booze. – Adele